1st Game Review - Resident Evil 5

okay so Resident Evil 5, obviously is the 5 installment of the Resident Evil games, now me being a Resident Evil fan from the first game on the Playstation, I really like this game, so again ill give you two points of view coming from the fanboy side and the neutral/bashing side.

okay okay so as a fanboy, this game is great, continues the story right where Code Veronica kinda left Chris' story, and right after 4 obviously, now it introduces some a new character, your sidekick, which i think is fun when playing co-op, playing it single player isn't bad but can get annoying constantly keeping track of her vitals, anyways it plays just like RE4 and also is a lil more exciting then the previous installments. one of my favorite characters Albert Wesker, returns, and is as bad as in here as he was in Code Veronica. if you enjoy co-op type games, this is a great pick, definately buy it...

now for the bashing side... get ready cuz if you read my dragonball evo review, its not going to be pretty so bare with....

RE5 is pretty much RE4 but with different characters and a different backdrop, alot shorter, and a bit more crappier.... for example in RE4 (talking mainly if playing by yourself) you can at least put that chick you were meant to save in a dumpster and go fight zombies til its all clear, now for you partner in RE5 she is as retarded like those special people at the olympics, but not as athletic or competitive, if i give her a weapon she pretty much rather use her pistol, and when she runs out of ammo for the pistol she will run go find ammo and continue using the pistol, so i pretty much have to take her gun away, i use her like a pack mule she hauls all my ammo and herbs while i shoot things, and i cant tell her where to go so shes constantly running into danger... at least a cat knows not to jump into an open flame.... also another thing that sucks is the inventory system, in RE4 you had a suitcase and had to pause to get what you need, but at least it can hold a good amount, in RE5 i get 9 fucking slots...... 9 fucking slots, which ammo can stack but not herbs, i can combine 2 herbs, but i cant fucking stack herbs, i can hold 9 big herbs or i can hold 450 pistol ammo... does that make sense to you, cuz its sure fucking with my head, another example and egg is the same fucking size as my RPG, or my AK-47 in what sick fucking world does that exist, and and and if i hurt myself a little bit, maybe i want to not heal myself til later down the road because i have 1 small herb, nooooooo my partner wants to heal me even if i bumbed my head on her fuckin ass as she climbs the fucking ladder....

WHATS WRONG WITH YOU CAPCOM, THE GAMES ARE SUPPOSE TO GET BETTER NOT JUST STORY WISE BUT GAMEPLAY TOO!!! STOP FUCKING WITH MY HEAD AND HAVING ME HOLD MY FLAK JACKET IN THE POCKET OF MY FUCKING FLACK JACKET.......